butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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