Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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