i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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