he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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