I like my sex mixed with concussions.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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