She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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