He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
what day is it and did you see me today?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Randomize
