Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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