Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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