hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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