part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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