Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize