duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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