so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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