so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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