i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I am midnight drunk by noon
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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