I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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