how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
The adults are the big ones right?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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