its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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