Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
we're so committed to being not committed
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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