it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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