Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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