She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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