So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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