nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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