would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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