If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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