Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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