whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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