Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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