kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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