i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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