i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
My life is pants optional.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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