North Korea, Best Korea!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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