just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
How's work?
Spinning.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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