have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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