Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you traded sex for a burrito?
handjob tips. give me some.
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if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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