I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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