OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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