This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
tell me about the fingering
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