I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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