last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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