i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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