I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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