Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
we should paint friendship bongs
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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