bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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