What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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