i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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