i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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