it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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