Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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