Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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