Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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