chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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