Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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