She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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